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Our relationship, I note, has suffered because we don't spend enough time together (not surprising really, since she doesn't exist).
After a quick search, I get the measure of the women on the site.
They are allowed to sign up for free as a way of ensuring the numbers are balanced between the sexes.
I register, and enter the murky world of two-timing technology, taking note of the warning on the site: "Not all affairs have a positive effect on a marriage." What a masterpiece of understatement.
I'm already starting to feel like I've had enough of this experiment.
In order to fit in with the general ethos of the website I have invented a wife.
But it claims to have more than 100,000 members in the UK.
Many of them are middle-class, many have young children.
Reading it on my laptop in the aptly named Cafe Affaire in central London, I consider what she really wants: a no-strings-attached sexual relationship.
What I don't know is how her husband will feel about it. Aside from the little matter of her marital status, she also believes I have a wife, but she doesn't care.